I’m heading off to Wildwood New Jersey this weekend because — I am the Queen of Roasts! The birthday girl whose husband hired me specifically said she wanted to get roasted! So, her resourceful husband found me! We’ll head down to Wildwood, I’ll sing some songs (they are big Golden Girls fans), and I’ll read them. No, I won’t read TO them, I will read them.
If you have an upcoming birthday party, graduation, retirement, whatever it might be, and you’d like a “Bea Arthur Type” to show up, sing some songs and read you to filth, please contact Booking@TheGoldenGays.net.
Thank you for being a friend!
Love,
Jason B.E.A.
JASONBSCHMIDT.COM 
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